2004-09-15 [Wæfre]: Da, ruzhyó pravda, pritel

2004-09-16 [elfboy]: Russian now?

2004-09-16 [Wæfre]: sort of…

2004-09-20 [Ayeaka]: Meep?

2004-09-21 [elfboy]: Meep.

2004-09-21 [drakkar]: hanh?

2004-09-21 [elfboy]: Mehggle.

2004-09-21 [Wæfre]: Potato McGarmond Mibblenit!!!!!!!

2004-09-23 [elfboy]: Sniggle snarfle snaggle goo, piffle grooger smacker too!

2004-09-30 [Cathos]: Fear the Jabberwock my child.....

2004-09-30 [elfboy]: Interesting...That word sounds familiar...

2004-10-05 [Cathos]: Its a poem by Lewis Carroll and the Jabberwocky was a monster in it. Its full of nonsense words. Google it to find it. :)

2004-10-20 [Kai Ken]: i'm back!! ;_;

2004-10-20 [Wæfre]: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <pokes you to make sure you aren't another figment of my imagination> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-24 [Kai Ken]: Grrrrrrrrrrr

2004-10-25 [Wæfre]: eep! <hides in corner>

2004-10-29 [Ayeaka]: Merg?

2004-10-29 [Wæfre]: wibble!

2004-10-31 [Ayeaka]: lol

2004-11-02 [Wæfre]: HEY! what are you laughing at?!?!?!??! <brandishes wickedly curved battle-axe>

2004-11-03 [Kai Ken]: HAAHAA

2004-11-03 [Wæfre]: <whips around to face [Kai Ken]>Same goes for you, buddy!

2004-11-03 [Cathos]: *puts [Wæfre] in the naughty corner*

2004-11-03 [Wæfre]: awwww, dammit! that's like the fortieth time this week! <pouts>

2004-11-12 [Cathos]: Have reported the culprit to the guards. Sorry gang, normal service will resume as soon as possible.

2004-11-12 [Cathos]: There we go. All fixed up. For anyone who noticed, this wiki was deleted by [hit or miss], who has now been dealt with.

2004-11-14 [Kai Ken]: HAAHAA weeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll <I wanna be Killed>

2004-11-14 [Kai Ken]: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr

2004-11-15 [Wæfre]: do ye now? be happy to oblige! <grins demonically and raises axe>

2004-11-15 [Kai Ken]: YAY

2004-11-15 [Kai Ken]: YA LIKE MY WIKI??

2004-11-15 [Cathos]: I like it better now its not messed up and I fixed it.

2004-11-15 [Wæfre]: what wiki? is it by any chance the one we are now standing in?

2004-12-03 [Kai Ken]: yes master... whatever, can i see your axe??

2004-12-03 [elfboy]: Hello, I am back after a long time. How is everyone?

2004-12-03 [Wæfre]: nnnooooo!! jeez, do you think that I'd even think about letting my precious go without some form of collateral?!

2004-12-04 [elfboy]: *pulls out a massive sword* Here's a big sword, if that'll help.

2004-12-05 [Kai Ken]: YAY!!! thanks *smiles* your sooooo sweeet ^^

2004-12-06 [Wæfre]: mmmm…make it two swords and I'll let you look at the axe. Oh, if you don't have a sword, just whatever you use would be fine.

2004-12-07 [elfboy]: *pulls out an even bigger sword* Here.

2004-12-09 [Wæfre]: No, no, one of the weapons has to be hers.

2004-12-14 [elfboy]: Oh. *takes one of Kaisli's swords* Here.

2004-12-18 [Wæfre]: yeah. <takes Kaisli's and elfboy's swords, and hands Kaisli his axe>

2004-12-18 [elfboy]: You do have to give them back when she is done looking.

2005-01-01 [Wæfre]: only if she gives my axe back.

2005-01-03 [Kai Ken]: SWEEET! is there some writing on it or is that blood? *point*

2005-01-04 [Wæfre]: umm…sort of. The runes are to the left of where you're pointing, and the blood's only on the edge.

2005-01-05 [elfboy]: Now, give me my sword back.

2005-01-10 [Reyin]: snatchs the swords out of his hands and gives to [elfboy] and [Kai Ken]. then takes the axe back to [Wæfre] before anyone can move.

2005-01-11 [elfboy]: *spins his massive sword back into its sheath in the blink of an eye* Thank you.

2005-01-12 [Reyin]: your welcome I am [Reyin]*bows to show respect*

2005-01-13 [Cathos]: I dub thee "Sir [Reyin], keeper of the naughty corner" and I charge thee to keep order when I can't be bothered.

2005-01-13 [Reyin]: cool I mean yes sir *bows for respect*

2005-01-14 [elfboy]: Anyone wanna spar?

2005-01-16 [MACCANATOR]: it has somthing to do with fighting

2005-01-16 [Cathos]: If you're going to plug other wiki's here, at least sign up to the members list first. *lays about her with a rubber poleaxe*

2005-01-16 [elfboy]: *fights back with a rubber broadsword*

2005-01-18 [Reyin]: yes I do .

2005-01-18 [elfboy]: Where would you like to spar? Here? Or, there is a page I own that we could spar at.

2005-01-18 [Cathos]: Keep it clean, keep it fair and always remebr that there is still room in the naughty corner. :) Can I play too? I'm fed up with being the sensible one.

2005-01-19 [Reyin]: Right here where every one can watch. If you don't mind?

2005-01-21 [elfboy]: Okay. *unsheathes two katanas, one green tinted, and one regular* Ready when you are.

2005-01-24 [Reyin]: *stands in dragoon ready stance* ready when you are!

2005-01-26 [elfboy]: *shifts into a Tigerstrike defensive stance* Your move first.

2005-01-26 [Reyin]: *watch ing the opponent curefully moves left*

2005-01-26 [Reyin]: *watch ing the opponent curefully moves left*

2005-01-28 [Ayeaka]: 0.o

2005-01-28 [elfboy]: *makes a feint towards Reyin, averting his attack at the last second* Ha! I faked an attack.

2005-01-31 [Reyin]: o.0 uuummm havn't moved yet.

2005-02-01 [elfboy]: I did, though. I faked an attack towards you. When I said averting his attack, I meant averting my attack towards you, making it a feint.

2005-02-01 [Reyin]: oh sorry i must have read it worrying.

2005-02-01 [Reyin]: trying not to flinch *starts to move slowly in to you range

2005-02-01 [elfboy]: *circles slowly, eyes glowing gold*

2005-02-01 [Reyin]: staying calm

2005-02-01 [elfboy]: *watches*

2005-02-22 [Reyin]: *stands up straght*

2005-02-22 [elfboy]: *pokes* Are you going to do something?

2005-02-22 [Reyin]: i am thinking* reaching out and taking your arm spinning from the standing point and wraps your arm around your shoulderand throws you hurls thourgh the air then kicking you backwords*

2005-02-22 [elfboy]: ^__^ *spins out of the fall, still grasping your arm, then twists twice and heaves, tossing you upwards and kicking you spinning with a roundhouse*

2005-02-22 [Reyin]: *catching my drop* haha OK OK *runs at you and dragon kicks you to the ground then grabs your arms and rolls to the ground and kicks you away*

2005-02-22 [elfboy]: Ok what? ^__^ *rolls to his feet and picks you up, then drop-kicks you into a nearby pile of pillows**

2005-02-22 [Reyin]: *bouces round trying to get out of the pile of pillows* Ok this is really getting good* runs over to you grabs your arms and throws you to the clouds*

2005-02-22 [elfboy]: *a rope flies down, wraps around your waist, then contracts, flinging you into the stratosphere*

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: *falling I aim my body so that I land on you*

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: *dodges out of the way and watches your body make a deep crater* Ouch...

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: *rolls over and stares up*

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: *is falling extremely fast toward you*

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: just little longer come on come on *just as you are about to hit me I roll then rollback on top of you and pound away

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: *is not phased, picks you up, and throws you back into the pillows*

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: hey we need to stop PLAYING GOD!!!!!!

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: I'm not playing god, he's just in so much shock from the fall that he deosn't feel it yet! Don't worry, I'm about to feel it. *suddenly collapses, twitching*

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: (thats better) oh are you dead *crawling over to you*

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: *twitches* Nope, just temporarily paralyzed...

2005-03-01 [Reyin]: oh ok

2005-03-01 [elfboy]: *stops twitching and stands up* I'm okay now.

2005-03-02 [Reyin]: I don't want to get up.

2005-03-03 [elfboy]: Okay. I win.

2005-03-04 [Reyin]: aahh?

2005-03-05 [elfboy]: You don't wanna get up, so I win.

2005-03-05 [Kai Ken]: gooooooooooooood one

2005-03-05 [elfboy]: Who're ya talking to?

2005-03-07 [Ayeaka]: 0.o;

2005-03-07 [Reyin]: not sure that was a vary confussing battle.

2005-03-08 [elfboy]: Yes, it was.

2005-03-13 [$$matt$$]: what is this and what do i do

2005-03-14 [Wæfre]: you <points at [$$matt$$]> give me <points at [Wæfre]> all your money before I go w00tzor on your ass. <trips over air> WAAAUUUGGH!

2005-03-16 [elfboy]: *pulls out massive rubber broadsword* You're not getting anyone's money!

2005-03-28 [Wæfre]: aaaawwwwwwww…… <his head droops as he walks away dejectedly>

2005-04-24 [mr. beefy]: hey i made my soon to be started (procrastinating me) rpg im writing character any ppl wanna fight il need a free for all as i like more than one but plz no gang ups lol hi all

2005-05-16 [vampiredude]: walks over yo everyone okay...............to bad cause know your gonna hurt

2005-05-17 [elfboy]: So, you challenge me, VD?

2005-06-06 [Kai Ken]: Woot woot

2005-07-03 [Kai Ken]: *kicks you mf!*

2005-07-05 [Wæfre]: <whips his head around, and looks considerably enthused> Ooh! A fight?

2005-07-05 [Kai Ken]: *kicks you too mf*

2005-07-08 [Kai Ken]: What's up?

2005-07-15 [elfboy]: Hello.

2005-07-16 [Kai Ken]: Yo, *pokes you with a stick*

2005-07-16 [elfboy]: *pokes Kaisli*

2005-07-17 [Kai Ken]: *pokes you harder*

2005-07-17 [elfboy]: *pokes you with a foam finger the size of the Empire State Building*

2005-07-18 [Kai Ken]: Ouch!!! That hurts!!! *Hits elf s chin and just looks at him flying* wow i didn't know you can do that....

2005-07-19 [elfboy]: *watches as his mannequin goes flying* Interesting...

2005-07-19 [Kai Ken]: ... oops that was a bit too hard...

2005-07-19 [elfboy]: Yep. And you just destroyed my mannequin. *pokes you again* And you can't say that hurt, because it's foam.

2005-07-19 [Kai Ken]: ... sorry.... *sad look*....

2005-07-20 [elfboy]: Meh.

2005-07-20 [Kai Ken]: ^^ i don't know how to fight....

2005-07-21 [elfboy]: Okay. *pokes you with a foam finger*

2005-07-22 [Kai Ken]: *poke*

2005-07-22 [Dorkmuncher]: Fists of fury!!

2005-07-22 [Kai Ken]: ??

2005-07-22 [Dorkmuncher]: Sorry.

2005-07-22 [elfboy]: *pokes with fake fists of fury*

2005-07-22 [Dorkmuncher]: Scary!!!!

2005-07-22 [elfboy]: ^__^

2005-07-22 [Dorkmuncher]: and distrubing!

2005-07-25 [Kai Ken]: eww?

2005-07-25 [Wæfre]: no, no, see, if that had been Barry Manilow, that would warrant the "eww" and "disturbing".

2005-07-25 [Dorkmuncher]: SCARIEER!!

2005-07-26 [Kai Ken]: .....*grin* fun....

2005-07-26 [Dorkmuncher]: Is sex something that warriors should imbrace?

2005-07-27 [Kai Ken]: um... yes.. No! or maby yea....no!

2005-08-02 [Wæfre]: well, not while they're fighting, certainly…

2005-08-02 [Kai Ken]: ...eh?

2005-08-02 [Dorkmuncher]: Why not while your fighting?

2005-08-04 [elfboy]: Because that would cause some interesting tangle-ups.

2005-08-04 [Cathos]: I think the only mature and reasonable response I can come up with is "ICKY!".

2005-08-04 [elfboy]: ^__^ Hahahahaha!

2005-08-06 [Wæfre]: well, you know, parts might get ripped off. battles are always terminally chaotic. Oh, yeah, and it'd be kinda difficult to decapitate someone while having an orgasm (you'd get distracted).

2005-08-06 [Kai Ken]: ...

2005-08-09 [Wæfre]: well, it's true!

2005-08-10 [Kai Ken]: pkey..

2005-08-11 [Dorkmuncher]: But the sexuallity of battle itself is proven to make some people orgasm.

2005-08-12 [Wæfre]: yes, well, they aren't attached, as it were, to someone else.

2005-08-15 [Dorkmuncher]: maybe they have a secetary!

2005-08-15 [Wæfre]: and how, pray tell, would a secretary help?

2005-08-17 [elfboy]: To take down notes on orgasms?

2005-08-18 [Wæfre]: erm…I meant "how would it help their fight to have a secretary"

2005-08-18 [Dorkmuncher]: it does!

2005-08-19 [Wæfre]: <still has not had his question answered satifactorily>

2005-08-19 [elfboy]: To watch their back.

2005-08-20 [Kai Ken]: ...

2005-08-22 [Wæfre]: I suppose that would work.

2005-08-28 [elfboy]: Yes. A scream from the secretary would certainly catch their attention.

2005-08-29 [Wæfre]: Well, screams in general tend to attract attention.

2005-08-29 [Dorkmuncher]: yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Do I have your attention?

2005-08-30 [elfboy]: (O)__(O) What? *cleans ears* WHAT?

2005-08-30 [Dorkmuncher]: Hello, everyone! I have an imporetant service announcement. *clears troat* The typer of this message is an idoit and anything he said or does is adviseable to only those with IQs of 10 or lower/

2005-08-31 [Wæfre]: WOO! Lets clean the gene pool a bit, then!

2005-08-31 [Dorkmuncher]: Time for the butt vac!!!!!!!

2005-09-07 [Wæfre]: Eeewww! I'm not gonna kill you now, you're too gross!

2005-09-07 [Kai Ken]: ....

2005-09-11 [Dorkmuncher]: hehehe!!

2005-10-09 [Kai Ken]: just keep on talking cus i'm listening....

2005-10-20 [Masochist Masquerade]: i would like to join your wiki i am a Muay Thai master and i teach been doing it since i was 9yrs old =P i also street fight alot I LOVE TO FIGHT

2005-10-20 [Wæfre]: Well, would you mind killing nasty [Dorkmuncher] for us, please?

2005-10-20 [Masochist Masquerade]: WOOT alrdy get to beat some one to death sweet

2005-10-21 [Wæfre]: I wouldn't be so proud of getting to massacre someone with a "butt-vac"

2005-10-23 [Kai Ken]: sweeeeeet!!

2006-02-03 [Masochist Masquerade]: Tae kawn Do is for faggots

2006-02-03 [Wæfre]: Wow. Holy shit. Way to be an open-minded, intellectual person.

2006-02-04 [Cathos]: [Masochist Masquerade] This is your warning. [Kai Ken] and I do not tolerate flames. If you wish to start a fight, there are ways to do it and still have your honour intact. Issue a general challenge if need be. Issue a second flame and you will get your second warning. A third flame will get you reported to the guards. Flames towards wiki moderators will result in instant reporting to guards as will wiki destroying. Play nice.

2006-02-05 [Masochist Masquerade]: o i am very open minded at my dojo they teach tae thai jijitsu and we we spare with all the different martial artist but for some reason muay thai always wins and OOOO i am so scared alreting the guards i could kick there asses to HA

2006-02-06 [Cathos]: If you are open minded at your dojo, then you should find it easy to extend this to every area of your life, including ElfTown. You may not be scared, but I find the three strike system to be very effective when keeping the peace.

2006-02-07 [Kai Ken]: ^^ that so cool when you say that [Cathos]

2006-02-08 [Masochist Masquerade]: i live for the 3 strike system my elbow striking then foot then you striking the ground

2006-02-08 [Masochist Masquerade]: why am i the only that put up a pic does any one else have some stuff they wana show off , well play a game see who can kick the highest post your high kick pics IF YOU DARE

2006-02-08 [Wæfre]: Look, I don't think we *care* that you could defeat the guards. However, it must be assumed that you mean in real life, because the guards can bar you from ET. So unless you're an Internet ninja as well, it would be unwise to belittle the guards' power.

2006-02-08 [Masochist Masquerade]: i am a inter net ninja i have alrdy had 2 banned accounts but wtf ninja the art of ninjitsu has been dead for years no one is a true ninja, unless you wana talk about koga ninjitsu witch is a cheap rip off of ninjitsu but w/e

2006-02-08 [Wæfre]: No, I didn't. I meant "ninja" more in the sense of "hacker".

2006-02-08 [Masochist Masquerade]: o you mean ninja as in like destorying web site with some coding i use with a dll injector ninja ahhhh i seee

2006-02-08 [Masochist Masquerade]: o btw hacking is gay only thing its good for is cheating on games or using it on people who piss you off

2006-02-08 [Cathos]: OK, [Masochist Masquerade] has issued an honourable challenge. Anyone up to it? I will also issue him with his second warning if he uses sexuality as a derogatory comment again.

2006-02-08 [Kai Ken]: Yea! GAY is GOOD!!

2006-02-13 [Masochist Masquerade]: GAY GAY GAY FAGGOT QUEER HOMOSEXUAL

2006-02-13 [Masochist Masquerade]: i think i will go gay bashing tonight

2006-02-13 [Masochist Masquerade]: whats even funnier than calling a straight guy a faggott is calling a faggott straight

2006-02-14 [Kai Ken]: i think someones scared of different

2006-02-16 [Cathos]: [Masochist Masquerade] Your membership of this page has been terminated. You are asked to leave as your behaviour is unacceptable. If you cannot respect this notice, further action will be taken. I use my three strike system to help people evaluate and change their behaviour for the better, as you do not seem to wish to do this, you have put yourself beyond warning prompting the action that has been taken.